My Irreverent 12 Year Old's Creche
Thursday, December 9th, 2004 - 7:28pm
So, my daugther was in charge of the creche this year. Guess who stopped by, by Crickey!
You don't have to call me Lieutenant, Rosie......
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So, my daugther was in charge of the creche this year. Guess who stopped by, by Crickey!
You don't have to call me Lieutenant, Rosie......
Apparently, you broke the interweb Swampy.
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Nice one, I probably would have gone with a Ninja Turtle as Jesus but that''s just me.
Yeah, it's scary. I'm staring into the abyss right now, and it's staring into me, which I think is kind of a dick move on the abyss's part. - Nyles
Holy crap! And he stole the Baby Jesus, too! Watch him dangle Baby Jesus over a crocodile''s mouth! Lookout Baby Jesus! Lookout!
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
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Wow, your daughter really knows her biblical history! It''s a little known fact that Steve really was there to sweep the manger for dangerous crocs just minutes before the baby jesus was born.
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This frankincense is beauty!
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How come Joseph doesn''t look like David Beckham?
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heh. He said frankincense.
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
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Your daughter''s name is Brenna? My oldest is too! Be sure to buy her stuff from www.brenna.com if you haven''t already - the ""No Da"" hat is my favorite.
"Raise high the black flags, my children."
-- Gebhard von Blucher.
Wait, so baby Jesus was actually a Pokemon raised by Steve the Crocodile Hunter? That just puts Catholicism on its ear, now doesn''t it.
Your family must be fun as hell, Swampy.
Morrolan wrote:
The other day I picked up some Goldschlagger from the packy, and she says to me and my wife: ""It''s like a snow globe for alcoholics!"". Sometimes she makes me laugh so much I can''t discipline her.
Thanks for the tip, Tanker!
You don't have to call me Lieutenant, Rosie......
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Swampy, you need to adopt me.
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Don''t do it Swampy! He isn''t potty-trained yet!
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
Ok, am I only one? What the heck is a ""creche""? I''m guessing a nativity seen based on the picture?
And what is ""the packy""? A grocery store?
What you don''t see is the anguished faces of Mary and Joseph as they realize that their baby is gone.
Having the tracking dog at the ready is a nice touch, though.
Am I the only one that thought Steve instead of the Three Wise Men was an... interesting... theological interpretation?
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[Aussie accent]
Today, we''re in search of saviors and/or relatives of deities. Hay piles and barns cut in half seem to really good places. Oh, crikey! A baby Jesus!
runs up, fishhooks baby jesus and leaps on his back
You can see he''s really mad right now, don''t worry little buddy! We''re just going to take a look at you!
Jesus squirms, but fails to break free as Steve has him in a full-nelson next to the hay pile. Barnyard animals such as sheep and cows scamper away.
See, look right here at his awesome facial features! Blue eyes, blond hair, even though he''s middle eastern! Wow, this is great!
Jesus gets one arm free, manages to swipe at Steve''s face, then nips his left arm.
Ow, ye little bugger! Awright, go free little buddy! Have fun in the wild. Watch out for the Jews!
Jesus scampers off into the manger, buries himself in the hay.
When we come back, we''ll head on over to the town of Mecca, where we expect to find some *really* cool temples and more adventures to be sure!
[/Aussie accent]
I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities
Creche according to Merriam-Webster
Packy = Package store, ABC store, or the more common term Liquor Store. Basically just depends on the state you live in.
OK I''ve done my good deed for the year, where''s my reward?
LiquidMantis wrote:
ROTFLMAO! You missed only one thing: ""Now if he bites me, it''s not Baby Jesus'' fault, it''s mine. Jesus is only doing what comes natural, trying to defend his stable!""
You don't have to call me Lieutenant, Rosie......
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Yep, you''re going to hell.
I guess I am too for laughing at that.
Quintin_Stone wrote:
lunabean wrote:Great Picture. Of course I made the mistake of loading while up in the tech booth during a show. I''m sure the audience and actors appreciated that strange bit of laughter...
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Second sig in as many days.
Morrolan wrote:
I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities
Holy crap! You guys are the best. What a fun place this is.
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
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If the price of making you laugh is going to hell for eternity with Bagga and Sanj, I for one am happy to pay it, Fletch.
You don't have to call me Lieutenant, Rosie......
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Best. Thread. Ever.
And I too am apparently headed to Hell.
I started my own blog so when I feel the need to make an ass out of myself, I won't have as far to go.
Well, at least there will be enough of us to have a great LAN party.
You don't have to call me Lieutenant, Rosie......
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I''ll bring the chips.
"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
We got a xmas card from some friends that wrote in there ""Les, we could not find a christmas card that was dedicated to satan. Sorry.""
it was awesome that my friends at least try.
Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?
Down the hall from me is an Aussie who has the whole Steve garb (shorts and all). He went out and bought a blow-up crocodile and randomly puts on the gear and runs down the hall with the crocodile yelling ""Crikey!"" before he tackles the thing. Aussie''s are strange and we are all going to hell for laughing at this thread. I wouldn''t have it any other way.
Elysium wrote:
Danjo wrote:
Right, but would anyone else in the dorm but you ""get it"" if he prowled the halls with a big inflatable pokemon and then tackled an inflatable baby Jesus?
You don't have to call me Lieutenant, Rosie......
XBox Live: SwampYankee68
Can''t wait to see what you guys come with for Easter...
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