Target Wants To Get Intimate With You
Saturday, November 20th, 2004 - 12:06pm
Click this before it gets taken down. Hysterical.
Edit: Knowing full well that this is gonna vanish soon, I just screencapped it.
Morrolan wrote:
If there were any justice in the world, 'emoticons' would be a failed eighties Transformers spin off movie, in which all the bots transform into a symbol of an emotion, and which preaches gay rights.
LOL!
I''m totally disgusted that I''m going to have to wait 4-8 weeks for this.
WoW Baelgun: Omusa, Spits
Do they ship A.O.D?
Unfortunately, if I slash my wrist with my lightsaber it cauterizes instantly. - PurEvil on emo Star Wars plots.
Huh - always wondered what that ""Target"" symbol meant.
Everything can be debated, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's debatable.
--Chuck Klosterman, Fargo Rock City
Insert goatsxe image layover with target logo....here.
Unfortunately, if I slash my wrist with my lightsaber it cauterizes instantly. - PurEvil on emo Star Wars plots.
Well, okay. Hang on just a minute while Photoshop finishes loading...
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Women can't be in the same room with me without abandoning men forever - rabbit
It''s still there. WTH?
Edit: And if you search for ""Anal Massage"", there''s a DVD, too!
"And my son, too, thinks everything is a launchpad, every bug a meal, and every sunny day a reason to take all your clothes off and roll around in the grass." - rabbit
Self Anal Massage
Interesting.
Rogue
Mage
Shaman
Click on the publisher: ""Erospirit Research Institute""
Check out the first couple pages of titles.
It gets wierder and wierder.
LMAO. I think somebody at Target Online is having fun...
"PEACE ON EARTH. GOOD WILL TO MEN. PUBLIC SHELTER. ADMISSION 50¢"
Target must be trying to break into the other toy business...
It''s pretty difficult to get into, but once you''re there, it feels great.
Everything can be debated, but that doesn't necessarily mean it's debatable.
--Chuck Klosterman, Fargo Rock City
ARGH!
I must now scour my brain with a rusty scouring pad to get this horrific thread out of there.
Quintin_Stone wrote:
lunabean wrote:You can''t fool us cartoonin. You have 6 of Anal Massagers on preorder, don''t you? Oh yes you do.
WoW Baelgun: Omusa, Spits
Flux has one, I saw it. I wish I hadn''t, but I did.
www.personified.net/phpBB2
So here''s my question, Sanjuro
How did you find this?
We are half-hearted creatures, fooling about with drink and sex and ambition when infinite joy is offered us, like an ignorant child who wants to go on making mud pies in a slum because he cannot imagine what is meant by the offer of a holiday at the sea.
That''s a good question! No wait.
I don''t wanna know.
Xbox Live: MrGreen
PSN: MrGreenPSN
Wii: 4859 2... oh f*ck it.
Well, the first attempt is rough...
I can''t believe noone over at Target has found this yet... Don'' tthey get traffic reports?
WOW: Bounce