What have you Tebowed for lately?

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I Tebowed for world peace.

Also for a new book for my Kindle Fire.

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Quit it.

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I Tebowed for a key for Dota2 and got one.
Now I think I'll start Tebowing for beta access to the new XCOM game.

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I used to Tebow, but then...

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I Tebowed after a very satisfying dump this morning.

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Rubb Ed wrote:
I used to Tebow, but then...

...but then I took a Matthew 6:1 to the heart?

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I never thought I would find myself Tebowing...

Thin_J wrote:
Quit it.

... but few things entertain me here quite like Thin_J being driven crazy by stuff, so Imma Tebow for that.

And watch the GI Joe movie while I do it.

And something about a cheap computer case.

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You can only Tebow after some victory or accomplishment, right? Then, no, I haven't lately.

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ClockworkHouse wrote:
Rubb Ed wrote:
I used to Tebow, but then...

...but then I took a Matthew 6:1 to the heart?


...but then you came to terms with the best evercleanse?
...but then got Zombified!
...but then got FIRED!

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Not knowing who Tim Tebow is, I put together this quick FAQ to help out any others:

Q. Who is Tim Tebow?
A. Read this article: The Non Sports Fan's Guide to Tim Tebow.

Q. So he's not the guy from the Head & Shoulders commercials?
A. No, that's Troy Polamalu.

Q. Okay, cool.

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What is wrong with all of you?

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People are stupid. People driving cars are still stupid.

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Kannon wrote:
What is wrong with all of you?

Not enough Tebowing.

Ahem. Now let us hearken unto the words of the Lord ... please turn your Tebow-Manuals to Matthew 6:5

Tebowing

5 “And when you Tebow, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to Tebow standing in the synagogues end zones and on the street corners sidelines to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 6 But when you Tebow, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

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Gravey wrote:
Not knowing who Tim Tebow is, I put together this quick FAQ to help out any others:

Q. Who is Tim Tebow?
A. Read this article: The Non Sports Fan's Guide to Tim Tebow.

Q. So he's not the guy from the Head & Shoulders commercials?
A. No, that's Troy Polamalu.

Q. Okay, cool.

Thank you, I was about to ask.

This meme is dumb. This is a dumb meme.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Gravey wrote:
Not knowing who Tim Tebow is, I put together this quick FAQ to help out any others:

Q. Who is Tim Tebow?
A. Read this article: The Non Sports Fan's Guide to Tim Tebow.

Q. So he's not the guy from the Head & Shoulders commercials?
A. No, that's Troy Polamalu.

Q. Okay, cool.

Thank you, I was about to ask.

Ha, I love this part of the FAQ:

Quote:
Q. Is Tim Tebow good at football?

A. No.

LobsterMobster wrote:
his meme is dumb. This is a dumb meme.

Dumber than say, the Darksiders meme? In other words, all memes are dumb.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Gravey wrote:
Not knowing who Tim Tebow is, I put together this quick FAQ to help out any others:

Q. Who is Tim Tebow?
A. Read this article: The Non Sports Fan's Guide to Tim Tebow.

Q. So he's not the guy from the Head & Shoulders commercials?
A. No, that's Troy Polamalu.

Q. Okay, cool.

Thank you, I was about to ask.

This meme is dumb. This is a dumb meme.

I'll Tebow for you.

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I'd like to see a Tebow teabagging.

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Amen.

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*Legion* wrote:
I never thought I would find myself Tebowing...

Thin_J wrote:
Quit it.

... but few things entertain me here quite like Thin_J being driven crazy by stuff, so Imma Tebow for that.

And watch the GI Joe movie while I do it.

And something about a cheap computer case.

And earned a few chvs.

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If I ever see someone "Tebow" in real life I'll probably get arrested for assault after I run up, get a good windup, and kick them right in the face while they're in mid-stupidity.

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Thin_J wrote:
If I ever see someone "Tebow" in real life I'll probably get arrested for assault after I run up, get a good windup, and kick them right in the face while they're in mid-stupidity.

Hmm, the problem is, based on this football season, kicks don't tend to go well against Tebow.

Gravey wrote:
I'd like to see a Tebow teabagging.

Vrikk wrote:
Amen.

He's teabagging the Devil.

LarryC wrote:

It's not oxymoronic. It's just moronic.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Gravey wrote:
Not knowing who Tim Tebow is, I put together this quick FAQ to help out any others:

Q. Who is Tim Tebow?
A. Read this article: The Non Sports Fan's Guide to Tim Tebow.

Q. So he's not the guy from the Head & Shoulders commercials?
A. No, that's Troy Polamalu.

Q. Okay, cool.

Thank you, I was about to ask.

This meme is dumb. This is a dumb meme.

I clicked on the link and was rewarded with some hot chicks so thanks for that...

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85's face the truth you're too dumb.

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Thin_J wrote:
If I ever see someone "Tebow" in real life I'll probably get arrested for assault after I run up, get a good windup, and kick them right in the face while they're in mid-stupidity.

So do you also kick Muslims who bow down and pray multiple times a day too? Or is it just Christians that are OK to assault for their faith?

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LobsterMobster wrote:

This meme is dumb. This is a dumb meme.

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Mex wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:

This meme is dumb. This is a dumb meme.

I approve this meme.

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Nosferatu wrote:
Thin_J wrote:
If I ever see someone "Tebow" in real life I'll probably get arrested for assault after I run up, get a good windup, and kick them right in the face while they're in mid-stupidity.

So do you also kick Muslims who bow down and pray multiple times a day too? Or is it just Christians that are OK to assault for their faith?

If they were that obnoxious about it? I'd punt a Pastafarian's strainer right off.

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I'd rather teabag.

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There are a number of Muslim football players. I wonder what public reaction would be if, after successful plays, they bowed toward Mecca in a public display of their faith.

There are certainly a number of prominent Atheist players. What would the league reaction be if, upon scoring touchdowns, an Atheist player triumphantly exclaimed "there is no god"?

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Paleocon is entirely right --DanB

I agree with everything that Paleocon said... --Boudreaux

Paleo is right on. --Legion

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Jeff-66 wrote:
Dumber than say, the Darksiders meme? In other words, all memes are dumb.

If the Darksiders meme is your definition of a good meme, you don't know what "good" means.

Here is a quick example.

Nosferatu wrote:
Thin_J wrote:
If I ever see someone "Tebow" in real life I'll probably get arrested for assault after I run up, get a good windup, and kick them right in the face while they're in mid-stupidity.

So do you also kick Muslims who bow down and pray multiple times a day too? Or is it just Christians that are OK to assault for their faith?

Oh FFS, Nos, stop instigating.

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Apparently not done in jest.

I think Paleocon's question about how professions of faith from non-Christian believers (or non-faith, in the case of an atheist) is a good one.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Jeff-66 wrote:
Dumber than say, the Darksiders meme? In other words, all memes are dumb.

If the Darksiders meme is your definition of a good meme, you don't know what "good" means.

You misunderstood me. The darksiders meme is my prime example of the stupidity of memes in general. It is the least good meme in existence. It is the most stupid. It is the worst. It is GWJ's answer to planking.

I hope that was more clear.

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Kannon wrote:
Nosferatu wrote:
Thin_J wrote:
If I ever see someone "Tebow" in real life I'll probably get arrested for assault after I run up, get a good windup, and kick them right in the face while they're in mid-stupidity.

So do you also kick Muslims who bow down and pray multiple times a day too? Or is it just Christians that are OK to assault for their faith?

If they were that obnoxious about it? I'd punt a Pastafarian's strainer right off.

This man, he understands it.

Also, Nos, your entire argument is irrelevant. These people aren't expressing faith. They're imitating a currently popular football quarterback because they think it's funny. It's a meme, and a stupid one at that. Nothing more.

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