Behold! The spawn of Sally has come!

Супер Sassy!
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Hi all, in the time honored tradition of Goodjers posting pictures of their progeny - I give to you LilNastier, or Cora Christina if you must:)

When we got home from the hospital with LilNastier, LilNasty gave her a hug and exclaimed (to our delight), "So Wonderful!"
So true.

So damn cute!

What is this? Trying for achievements! That is Daddy's girl!

Thanks for looking:)

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Wait, you're a dude?!

wordsmythe wrote:
Perhaps, SallyNasty, you are too sassy.

Супер Sassy!
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How do I resize these imgur images so they don't look so huge!

*Edit* Thanks Garion:)

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Wait, you're a dude?!

wordsmythe wrote:
Perhaps, SallyNasty, you are too sassy.

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SallyNasty wrote:
When we got home from the hospital with LilNastier, LilNasty gave her a hug and exclaimed (to our delight), "So Wonderful!"
So true.

And that is such a sweet picture! What a cute little Nasty family! Congratulations!

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'Bout damn time!

Congrats! I believe a poet would describe those eyes as "limpid pools", and would wax eloquently about how he could get lost in them. Better sharpen up a kukri.

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SallyNasty wrote:
How do I resize these imgur images so they don't look so huge!

You can re-edit them on imgur if you still have the window open, but the easiest way is to re-up them to imgur and click "Done" (not "Upload") and you can resize them in there by clicking the Edit boxes next to the image files and then uploading them. (Or you can upload them and then choose to edit them at the top right.)

Since I missed the baby shower, I've gone and made you a gift: http://imgur.com/N1c9B&w550d&3XMjl

Congrats!

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SallyNasty wrote:
What is this? Trying for achievements! That is Daddy's girl!

Looks more like, "Why? I mean, already? Why?"

Congrats!

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Congrats again, Nasty family.

What, no LilNastier, Choose Your Name! thread?

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Congrats!

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Congrats! Adorable.

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Congrats Sally! Very cute indeed.

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Beautiful family you've got there, congratulations again

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Gravey wrote:
SallyNasty wrote:
What is this? Trying for achievements! That is Daddy's girl!

Looks more like, "Why? I mean, already? Why?"

Congrats!

He just wanted to show off his fancy new twist D pad controller!

Many congrats!

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Congrats!

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Congrats, buddy! I am experiencing actual adulthood vicariously through you, FYI.

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Woo congrats!!

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Congrats! I hope you powerleveled your sleep skill before #2 arrived!

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Congrats!

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Blind_Evil wrote:
Congrats, buddy! I am experiencing actual adulthood vicariously through you, FYI.

To complete your training, you will need to wake up at 3:30 and change the diaper of a belligerent midget. Only then will you be a Jedi master.

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Certis wrote:

Wait, you're a dude?!

wordsmythe wrote:
Perhaps, SallyNasty, you are too sassy.

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Congrats man, she is so adorable. Be sure to teach her how to spot!

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SallyNasty wrote:
Blind_Evil wrote:
Congrats, buddy! I am experiencing actual adulthood vicariously through you, FYI.

To complete your training, you will need to wake up at 3:30 and change the diaper of a belligerent midget. Only then will you be a Jedi master.

Blind_Evil: Oh, come on! How can you have gone again? Oh, I don't even know what I'm doing here! We're wasting our time!
Baby: Change me you will! A rash coming on I feel.

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"When Gravey wins an internet argument, it's like the whole internet wins." – oilypenguin
"I love you, Gravey, you taffer." – ClockworkHouse

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So wonderful indeed! Congratulations, what a cute family.

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So in 2029, I will be 47...I can wait. I mean, cute kid.

Also, Blue Steel in the last pic.

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SallyNasty wrote:
Blind_Evil wrote:
Congrats, buddy! I am experiencing actual adulthood vicariously through you, FYI.

To complete your training, you will need to wake up at 3:30 and change the diaper of a belligerent midget. Only then will you be a Jedi master.

Just 3:30? How about the one you already changed at midnight and then the one at 6 am? Huh?

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

How did I live before digital distribution of old, cheap games?

NSMike wrote:
You did live before digital distribution of old, cheap games. Now you just play games.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/garion333

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Congrats Sally! I suppose this pushes back the S&T we are never going to have?

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What can I say, I'm fertile.

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KingGorilla wrote:
So in 2029, I will be 47...I can wait. I mean, cute kid.

Also, Blue Steel in the last pic.

I will just make sure and tell her that you document all your lovemaking on internet forums, and point her this way:)

Lol, I hadn't noticed the little Blue Steel face. Now I am going to giggle next time she does it.

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Certis wrote:

Wait, you're a dude?!

wordsmythe wrote:
Perhaps, SallyNasty, you are too sassy.

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That last one is awesome. She's already got the, "Daaaaaaad, srsly!?" look down. Next she'll start in with that slot-machine eyeroll and you'll be hosed. But in the best possible way. Congratulations!

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Dude, mazel tov! You have a beautiful family.

momgamer wrote:
That last one is awesome. She's already got the, "Daaaaaaad, srsly!?" look down. Next she'll start in with that slot-machine eyeroll and you'll be hosed. But in the best possible way. Congratulations!

He's already hosed. That is a lot of estrogen in one house.

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Quote:
How do I resize these imgur images so they don't look so huge!

The easiest way to fix that is to embed the image size into the image tag. That is, an [img=2560x1600]image link[/img] tag will tell the browser how much space it needs to allocate before it loads the picture, so it will come out scaled correctly, no matter how big or small it is. You just substitute the actual X and Y measurements for 2560 and 1600.

You can also generate thumbnails and have the thumbnails link to the full-size pics, which is nice for mobile users, but it's a lot of extra work, and takes some slightly fancy gymnastics with your tags.

Oh, and the actual important bit: look what you made! It's so cute how your older daughter is so obviously thrilled to have a baby to take care of.

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Garden Ninja wrote:
He's already hosed. That is a lot of estrogen in one house.

Wife. 2 daughters.

I know of estrogen and the overwhelming stench of it.

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Wow. That is one big controller.

Get 'em hooked early on our vidja games.

Also. Awesome. Another human enters the world of awesomeness.

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Adorable. You are allowed dibs on second and third cutest girl children around. Your daughters may knife-fight in the ring for the honor of #2; whichever it is interest me not.

I already called dibs on first cutest, spawn quicker next time

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