Still undecided? This website may help...

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Lawyeron's picture

Still unsure who to elect despite record breaking amounts of money spent on the candidates. Having difficulties deciding where to go out to eat tonight let alone who should be the leader of the free world? Fear not, let your computer decide for you.

http://www.presidentialguidester.com/NSdefault.aspx

Answer the questions and it will tell you who to vote for. Let's see who's the biggest Bushie or who carries for Kerry?

I got a 79 per cent Bush 21 per cent Kerry rating. I guess that makes me a "persuadable".

What scores do you guys get?

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Elysium's picture

46% Nader
45% Kerry
9% Bush

Fortunately, I have little respect left for Ralph, so it''s easy to fudge that last percent.

"I think Elysium has the right of it" - Certis

Ec0n Major
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Ulairi's picture

78% Bush
22% Kerry
0% Nader = Nut job.

For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988

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slambie's picture

I voted last week so I can''t say I qualify as an undecided, but here are my results:

11% Bush
49% Kerry
40% Nader

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Elysia's picture
Location: Minnesota, USA

I knew I wasn''t a Bush fan, but I didn''t know it was this strong:
0% Bush
50% Kerry
50% Nader

This was fun.

Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
- Dr. Martin Luther King

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50% Bush
30% Kerry
20% Nader

Well, I guess my ideology is all over the place....

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Rat Boy's picture
Location: Hitting. It.

Hey, I didn''t need an internet thingamajig to tell me what Star Wars character I was, I don''t need it to tell me who I should vote for.

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

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come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

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Ulairi's picture

"Elysia wrote:
I knew I wasn''t a Bush fan, but I didn''t know it was this strong:
0% Bush
50% Kerry
50% Nader

This was fun.

Elysium is the moderate one in the relationship? Wow. I thought it would be impossible not to have 1% in either Bush or Kerry''s column.

For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988

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Alien13z's picture
Location: Minneapolis

Quote:
I thought some of the questions were a bit leading.

I completely agree. So I think ethics/morality/family values is very important? Are they honestly trying to tell me that means I should vote for Bush? That''s a hell of an assumption.

10% Bush
46% Kerry
44% Nader

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Lester_King's picture

38% Bush
37% Kerry
25% Nader

It''s official... I''m writing myself in again, I am the only one I trust to run the country.

It's Dead To Me
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buzzvang's picture
Location: Korean Animation Studio!

Quote:
Hey, I didn''t need an internet thingamajig to tell me what Star Wars character I was, I don''t need it to tell me who I should vote for.

In my day, we didn''t take stupid tests! AND WE LIKED IT!

41% Bush
39% Kerry
20% Nader

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Farscry's picture
Location: Commanding at the Helm

5% Bush
48% Kerry
47% Nader

I think I almost made the quiz choke out a ""socialist Green"" answer though.

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Robear's picture

2% Bush, 49% Kerry, 48% raving loonie.

"Sometimes I go around saying, 'Kommisar Paulson has seized the commanding heights of the economy!'" - Paul Krugman, asked if recent changes to banking are socialistic.

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Location: Louisville

46% Nader
42% Kerry
12% Bush

Hmm, I''m with Elysium.

Ec0n Major
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Ulairi's picture

You''re all socialist commies! I am the most moderate among you, therefore, my word should be law.

For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988

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Farscry's picture
Location: Commanding at the Helm

I won''t deny that I''m a socialist commie. Though really, I''m more of a Green Socialist.

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Veloxi's picture
Location: Los Angeles, CA

18% Bush
82% Kerry
0% Nader

There''s a shocker...

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Druidpeak's picture
Location: Being crushed by Alberta

41% Nader
40% Kerry
20% Bush

This post sponsored by cheese.

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Spunior's picture

37% Hochstetter
43% Burkhalter
30% Schuuuuultz

Coffee Grinder
Location: Rhode Island

33% Bush
37% Kerry
30% Nader

Can you say ""classic swing voter""?

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One_of_47's picture

23% Bush
77% Kerry
0% Nader

Money can't buy you happiness...but it can buy you a boat big enough to sell right up next to it!-David Lee Roth

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Reaper81's picture
Location: Duluth, MN

I came out:

30% Chad
30% Butterfly
52% Supreme Court Decision

WTF?!

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Vector's picture
Location: The Wet Coast

I decided to take it despite being Canadian. I said I lived in Washington.

Bush: 0%
Kerry: 57%
Nader: 43%

I don''t like Bush but I thought I liked him more than that. I do like him more than 0%.

McChuck wrote:

rabbit wrote:
Spaz wrote:
It's weird who you meat during ConSeason, aint it?

Paging douchebag community copyeditors on aisle 3. McChuck? Wordsmythe?

Oh, c'mon. You suck one c*ck and you're forever known as a c*cksucker.

Goin' Commando
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Edwin's picture
Location: Miami, FL

And I dont know jack sh*t about politics.

Bush Kerry Nader
25% 40% 35%

The Goddess
Elysia's picture
Location: Minnesota, USA

Quote:
Elysium is the moderate one in the relationship? Wow. I thought it would be impossible not to have 1% in either Bush or Kerry''s column.

Elysium often calls me ""extremely liberal"". That''s why I usually stay out of the P&C forums - I know I''ll end up in a hot debate with some of you guys, and then Elysium would get peeved. You wouldn''t like him when he''s peeved.

Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.
- Dr. Martin Luther King

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Swat's picture
Location: Vancouver

I''m Canadian, and I''m a firm believer in good solid Health Care for all residents among other things. I took it and this is what I came out as:

Bush - 29%
Kerry - 38%
Nader - 33%

Quote:
I decided to take it despite being Canadian. I said I lived in Washington.
- Same here Vector..

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Lawyeron's picture

Who is scarier, someone who is 100% Nader or 100% Bush?

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Ulairi's picture

"Jason_O wrote:
"Lawyeron wrote:
Who is scarier, someone who is 100% Nader or 100% Bush?

I find someone who is 100% ANY of them scary. I don''t see why you left out Kerry.

That''s because Kerry isn''t 100% for Kerry.

For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988

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Elysium's picture

Quote:
That''s because Kerry isn''t 100% for Kerry.

Damn! That was actually pretty funny.

"I think Elysium has the right of it" - Certis

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Lawyeron's picture

I set that one up for someone, glad Ulairi took the bait.

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Slick's picture
Location: Tigard, Oregon

18% Bush
82% Kerry
0% Nader

Odd. I though I would have some in the Nader column. Look out I''m a Psycho Liberal with Guns.