Gaming After Sex
Friday, June 20th, 2003 - 11:24am
Am I the only one who sometimes gets urges to play video games after sex? I seem to recall stumbling into the computer room after a good rollicking for a few rounds of Tribes back in the day.
Good times... ![]()
Yeah, it's scary. I'm staring into the abyss right now, and it's staring into me, which I think is kind of a dick move on the abyss's part. - Nyles


Oh, too bad The Out of Context Theater is over for this season. I''ve never had this easy a set-up.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Heh, I usually prefer to save the world first and then grab my girl to go celebrate my accomplishments.
"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
You guys have SE... I mean... yeah. I totally get laid all the time! Even while I''m owning some punk in UT2k3!
Totally...
And remember, the Japanese aren't commercially whaling. They're conducting "research". Like "researching how delicious this whale is". - Paleocon
Does masturbation count?
sorry, couldn''t resist.
It would have to be before gaming for me. Once she sees me start gaming, she''s as good as asleep.
I can''t hear you, that hump icon is hypnotizing me.
"Rita, do you know why Phish broke up? It's because hippies are dirty, poor-ass loser stanks. Just ignore them and they'll go away." - Wonderella
I make it a regular practice to game after sex; she always goes to sleep early and my extra sense of pride (for the moments afterward) helps me excel in battling 12-year-olds online.
I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities
To be honest, my fantasy is gaming DURING sex. Unfortunately, no gals have accepted this daring proposition.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
You''ve been hanging out with Dr. Crypt too much.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Having a GF that''s just a caual gamer makes that pretty hard as saying ""well that was great, I''m just nipping downstairs to make a sandwhich"" only to have her come down an hour later to find me playing the PC doesn''t go down too well...
MUST...STOP ...PLAYING ....SWG! MUST GET REAL LIFE BACK AGAIN!
If I didn''t just grab another funny quote to use as a sig, that one would be right there!
Aww, thanks, feel free to keep it in mind. It''s free for use as long as SCO doesn''t come along and claim that they invented jokes about gaming and/or sex.
I generated a virtual world in the toilet bowl this morning.
-- Podunk on the PS3's mystical, magical abilities
Thread Res. I definitely get cravings for Monkey Island as soon as I'm done bumping uglies; it's comparable to desiring a cigarette. Of course, I've played that game so much that I should have little trouble just recalling from memory what I need to do in each situation. So to that extent, it serves as relaxation.
Anyone else want to share?
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Mario: Sunshine. Mario never squirts until I want him to...
Take that as you will.
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Sex?
I once made out with a hot chick, two days later she quit her job and left the state.
That would be nice to get some roadhead while zooming through Las Vegas at 200mph in PGR3.
Lobster Mobster:I find that f*cking a nice stinky cheese is an experience everyone should have at least once in their life.
BTDT. Burnout 3 with the GF that rocks. Did I mention that she rocks? I think I did, but just in case I forgot: My GF Rocks.
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
My GF also digs the Burnout. We recently enjoyed the Revenge together. Not sure of the relationship of our Burning Out to the topic of this thread is, though. I'll keep it in mind.
Quote:
- Legion, taking "keeping it in the family" to a whole new level.
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Hey, I'd forgotten about this thread. I was going to post a thread, but it's not worth it. Suffice it to say I have received "game head", while playing Mario Kart.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
And it only took you almost three years to do it. Not bad.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
I've done the gaming after sex thing, it's the only way to go. I'd be too distracted if the sex came after the gaming... I couldn't get thoughts out of my head like "I should have healed that turn!" "Should I level up some more?" "Where is that hidden item?"
If I ever have After-Gaming sex, it will be immediately followed by gaming after sex.
If you're not maintaining a daily regiment of body hair removal, you're not committed enough to the GWJ sorority. -Certis
Hence forth known as "kart burn."
We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.
Post-sex time over here is cuddle time, and is held sacred by Ms. Fresh. I fear that any attempts to game in this sacred space will be met with much losing of parts.
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LobsterMobster wrote:
If you have enough energy after sex to get out of the bed you're obviously not doing something right. Good thing practice makes perfect!
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My wife would kick me in the shins. And not in the good way.
So what does your wife usually say during these post-coital gaming sessions anyway?
... and then Mabel said, she said ...
Don't be saucy with me, Bernaise. - Count DeMonet
FalseGravity - My first blog.
...blahblahblahblahblah, take the trash out, blahblahblahblahblahblah, remember we have plans with my parents this weekend, blahblahblahblah...
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
I usually just pay and get the hell out.
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
... and they say coin-ops are dead!
Xbox Live: StaatsM
I have a question. Why the hell are you still here?
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I'm sorry to be crude in a thread about sex, but when you first read this did anyone else think that Certis just rolled his King-Kong-sized balls into the forums, banged on 'em a couple of times, then rolled 'em back on out? Cause that's what I was thinking.
We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all.