Leisure Suit Larry - A Public Service Announcement
OK, I freely admit I have the backbone of an earthworm. Knowing full well that chances were slim I'd like this game, I decided to pick up the PC version anyway and give it a try.
I am posting this public service message with the hope of saving at least one wayward soul from following me down a path where dangling from a rafter by your eye sockets is a better fate than playing LSL: Magna Cum Laude.
Forget about the completely unfunny and witless dialogue. Forget about the beyond sucky control interface. Forget about the "adult themes" saddled with 8-year-old-level game play. What's really offensive about this game is turning NPC conversations into arcade games where success depends not on correct menu response selections, but your ability to navigate a sperm around obstacles (red "mad" faces) and pick up points (green "smilie" faces and hearts). Jesus, the developers need to be flogged within an inch of their lives for that.
As someone who played the first 4 Leisure Suit Larry games and ranks LSL 1 as one of the great adventure games of its time, this current day rendition is an appalling crime against nature. An atrocity on a scale never before imagined.
Bottom line: Save your money. It would be better spent on empty gum wrappers.



Wow. I was pretty sure it was to be avoided but thanks for the confirmation none the less. It''s worse than I thought it was going to be!
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It''s HORRIBLE! I thought it would be at least somewhat amusing to get Larry some booty, but holy crap, I couldn''t even tolerate it long enough to get that far.
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Thanks for the heads up. As a fan of the LSL series as well as the Space Quest series
I was in danger of getting this. Sounds dreadful. I guess they really should of brought Al Lowe in.
Thanks again
This is... a damn shame that''s what this is. I hate when companies abuse a beloved license.
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Well damn I was looking forward to playing a Larry game again. Guess I will just go see if I can dig up that collectors CD of the classics instead.
I feel bad that slambie had to be the one to be subjected to this. It''d be like if I played through a Barbie game. Not that I have, but that''s the closest analogy I could think of.
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Shame on you, Mrs. Slambie, shame on you! Somewhere on this planet an indie developer is dying right now because he would have needed that $29.99 to save his company! Happy now?! Eh? EH?
I''m pretty sure there''s an audience for this kind of game, but it certainly is not the same that played Al Lowe''s adventure games.
It actually got BANNED here I belive. Not sure if thats because of the content or just some kind of mercy killing!
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Where my I purchase some of your ""empty gum wrappers?"" They sound... tantalizing.
I would venture that 75% of the customers who came into my humble gamestop to purchase LSL last evening were couples. It sold rather briskly. I felt like a relationship counselor, or a sex therapist.
""There you go folks, have fun together!"" Take that Dr. Phil.
Pity the game sucks, Slambie.
Morrolan wrote:
Amen.
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Well, it''s not like I was tied to a chair and forced to play it (although, now that I think about it, it would be a great torture device in Evil Genius). I think I even posted in Certis'' Week Ahead last Monday that I was going to pass on it. Then what do I do, I go to EB later in the week and totally cave in.
The game is clearly geared toward consoles but what I don''t get is why they would choose to go with an ""adult"" theme and content then design the game like they''re targeting the preschool crowd.
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Is this a bad time to admit that I HAVE played a Barbie game? It wasn''t my fault, honest! The kids had control of the Xbox so Burnout3 wasn''t an option.....
I''m so ashamed
So, will someone be picking up The Guy Game to let us know how awful that one is? Or better yet, Slambie, could you do a comparative review?
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Sooo Umm Slambie... Uh Wanna trade that sucker?
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Actually they did, and he left over creative differences. Basically I guess he knew it was going to blow and jumped ship.
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I would feel bad trading this game for something playable. If you want it, PM your address to me and I''ll ship it out to you. I also have the strat guide to go with it, in pristine condition...not a speck of spit on it.
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The guys at Computer Games Magazine ripped this one up pretty badly as well. Sorry to hear you paid actually cash money for this one. They hit the previews and media hype pretty hard on this one so that all the old time LSL players knew of its arrival.
Can you return it? I think EB and CompUSA have return policies.
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Insight from the designers (Gamasutra subscription required if you''re interested.) It looks like we weren''t really the target audience after all.
RE: Al Lowe''s involvement:
You may be right and this is a modification of the truth but:
Emphasis mine.
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Btw, The Al Sez:
That pretty much sums it up for me.
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Didn''t you donate that game? Would the even take it?
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