Leisure Suit Larry - A Public Service Announcement

Last Action Figure Hero
Donator V5.0
slambie's picture

OK, I freely admit I have the backbone of an earthworm. Knowing full well that chances were slim I'd like this game, I decided to pick up the PC version anyway and give it a try.

I am posting this public service message with the hope of saving at least one wayward soul from following me down a path where dangling from a rafter by your eye sockets is a better fate than playing LSL: Magna Cum Laude.

Forget about the completely unfunny and witless dialogue. Forget about the beyond sucky control interface. Forget about the "adult themes" saddled with 8-year-old-level game play. What's really offensive about this game is turning NPC conversations into arcade games where success depends not on correct menu response selections, but your ability to navigate a sperm around obstacles (red "mad" faces) and pick up points (green "smilie" faces and hearts). Jesus, the developers need to be flogged within an inch of their lives for that.

As someone who played the first 4 Leisure Suit Larry games and ranks LSL 1 as one of the great adventure games of its time, this current day rendition is an appalling crime against nature. An atrocity on a scale never before imagined.

Bottom line: Save your money. It would be better spent on empty gum wrappers.

WoW Baelgun: Omusa, Spits

CEO
Certis's picture

Wow. I was pretty sure it was to be avoided but thanks for the confirmation none the less. It''s worse than I thought it was going to be!

Certis beat me to it. - Elysium

Last Action Figure Hero
Donator V5.0
slambie's picture

It''s HORRIBLE! I thought it would be at least somewhat amusing to get Larry some booty, but holy crap, I couldn''t even tolerate it long enough to get that far.

WoW Baelgun: Omusa, Spits

Executive
Donator V5.0
Fripper's picture
Location: Portland OR

Thanks for the heads up. As a fan of the LSL series as well as the Space Quest series
I was in danger of getting this. Sounds dreadful. I guess they really should of brought Al Lowe in.
Thanks again

Executive
Donator V2.0
Spleen's picture
Location: Edmonton

This is... a damn shame that''s what this is. I hate when companies abuse a beloved license.

I'm still right here
Giving blood, keeping faith

Consultant
Donator

Well damn I was looking forward to playing a Larry game again. Guess I will just go see if I can dig up that collectors CD of the classics instead.

Lord of the Rats
Donator
Rat Boy's picture
Location: Hitting. It.

I feel bad that slambie had to be the one to be subjected to this. It''d be like if I played through a Barbie game. Not that I have, but that''s the closest analogy I could think of.

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

Europeon
Spunior's picture

Shame on you, Mrs. Slambie, shame on you! Somewhere on this planet an indie developer is dying right now because he would have needed that $29.99 to save his company! Happy now?! Eh? EH?

I''m pretty sure there''s an audience for this kind of game, but it certainly is not the same that played Al Lowe''s adventure games.

Office Linebacker
Donator
Goo's picture
Location: Sydney, Australia

It actually got BANNED here I belive. Not sure if thats because of the content or just some kind of mercy killing!

XBL: GooRoo71

So Fresh, So Clean
Donator
Sanjuro's picture
Location: back.

"slambie wrote:
Bottom line: Save your money. It would be better spent on empty gum wrappers.

Where my I purchase some of your ""empty gum wrappers?"" They sound... tantalizing.

I would venture that 75% of the customers who came into my humble gamestop to purchase LSL last evening were couples. It sold rather briskly. I felt like a relationship counselor, or a sex therapist.

""There you go folks, have fun together!"" Take that Dr. Phil.

Pity the game sucks, Slambie.

Morrolan wrote:

If there were any justice in the world, 'emoticons' would be a failed eighties Transformers spin off movie, in which all the bots transform into a symbol of an emotion, and which preaches gay rights.

Consultant
gwartok's picture

"Spleen wrote:
This is... a damn shame that''s what this is. I hate when companies abuse a beloved license.

Amen.

Xfire/Xbox Live tag: gwartok

Last Action Figure Hero
Donator V5.0
slambie's picture

"Rat Boy wrote:
I feel bad that slambie had to be the one to be subjected to this. It''d be like if I played through a Barbie game. Not that I have, but that''s the closest analogy I could think of.

Well, it''s not like I was tied to a chair and forced to play it (although, now that I think about it, it would be a great torture device in Evil Genius). I think I even posted in Certis'' Week Ahead last Monday that I was going to pass on it. Then what do I do, I go to EB later in the week and totally cave in.

The game is clearly geared toward consoles but what I don''t get is why they would choose to go with an ""adult"" theme and content then design the game like they''re targeting the preschool crowd.

WoW Baelgun: Omusa, Spits

Intern
Location: Citrus Heights, CA

"Rat Boy wrote:
I feel bad that slambie had to be the one to be subjected to this. It''d be like if I played through a Barbie game. Not that I have, but that''s the closest analogy I could think of.

Is this a bad time to admit that I HAVE played a Barbie game? It wasn''t my fault, honest! The kids had control of the Xbox so Burnout3 wasn''t an option.....

I''m so ashamed

Ala Peanut Butter Sandwiches!
Donator V2.0
mumford's picture
Location: Wisconsin

So, will someone be picking up The Guy Game to let us know how awful that one is? Or better yet, Slambie, could you do a comparative review?

Worst signature ever.
Gamertag: Tex Red
www.mumfordland.com

Service with a Sword and a Smile
Donator V3.0
painthappens's picture
Location: At work... way too often!

Sooo Umm Slambie... Uh Wanna trade that sucker?

WOW: Bounce

Server Ninja
Pyroman[FO]'s picture
Location: what

Quote:
I guess they really should of brought Al Lowe in. Thanks again

Actually they did, and he left over creative differences. Basically I guess he knew it was going to blow and jumped ship.

"Poor Eli Nooo... *child starts crying*"
"Come on now, there's no need to make that kind of noise. It sounds awful and you'll upset other people." - Ionae from Spirit Engine 2

Last Action Figure Hero
Donator V5.0
slambie's picture

"painthappens wrote:
Sooo Umm Slambie... Uh Wanna trade that sucker?

I would feel bad trading this game for something playable. If you want it, PM your address to me and I''ll ship it out to you. I also have the strat guide to go with it, in pristine condition...not a speck of spit on it.

WoW Baelgun: Omusa, Spits

You Shall Not Pass!
Donator V5.0
CEJ's picture
Location: Southern California

The guys at Computer Games Magazine ripped this one up pretty badly as well. Sorry to hear you paid actually cash money for this one. They hit the previews and media hype pretty hard on this one so that all the old time LSL players knew of its arrival.

Can you return it? I think EB and CompUSA have return policies.

Maximus Nofunicus
Donator V5.0
Grumpicus's picture
Location: Piedra Redonda, Tejas

Insight from the designers (Gamasutra subscription required if you''re interested.) It looks like we weren''t really the target audience after all.

Quote:
We at High Voltage have fond memories of the series and enjoy Al Lowe''s sense of humor, but as we played each game in turn, it became evident to us that trying to emulate Al''s comedic style would be a mistake if we were to succeed in bringing in new fans, namely mainstream teens and young adults for whom the comedic bar has been set by The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, and the American Pie films. The writing would have to change to reflect this shift in demographic.

RE: Al Lowe''s involvement:

"Pyroman[FO wrote:
""]
Quote:
I guess they really should of brought Al Lowe in. Thanks again

Actually they did, and he left over creative differences. Basically I guess he knew it was going to blow and jumped ship.

You may be right and this is a modification of the truth but:

Quote:
Although we were convinced that Larry Laffer''s likeable loser mentality should serve as the backbone for the writing in Magna Cum Laude, we decided to pass the torch to a new protagonist, Larry Lovage, Larry Laffer''s nephew. There were several reasons for the decision. First, we really wanted to do a comedy in a college setting, a tongue-in-cheek ode to the ""wild comedies"" of the ''80s, ''90s, and today. Although it might be in character for Larry Laffer to chase eighteen year-old coeds, we weren''t sure teens and twentysomethings could relate to a middle-aged lothario chasing girls twenty years his junior as much as they would someone closer to their own age. On a practical note, it also concerned us that we couldn''t depend with certainty on Al Lowe''s involvement (ultimately, he did not join the project). Without the creative mind behind Larry Laffer, we were reluctant to try and put words in his mouth, fearing they would not sound as authentic to older fans. Lastly, we felt that passing the torch was the right thing to do, out of respect for the legacy we were building on. Older fans have referred to Magna Cum Laude as a spin-off, which is not too far off the mark. Taking the series in a new direction was a risk, and we felt good about leaving the door open for the spotlight to return to Larry Laffer if we failed.

Emphasis mine.

Europeon
Spunior's picture

Btw, The Al Sez:

Quote:
What About Magna Cum Laude?
Hundreds of you have asked my opinion of Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude. Although I have yet to finish the game, I have seen quite a bit of it.

Truth be told, I may never finish it.

But here''s my initial impression, and I promise to update this page as I progress through the game.

First Impressions Count
I expected worse, especially after reading the many reviews across the Net. MetaCritic.com reports that MCL''s reviews across the Net have averaged 64, on a scale of 100.

Differences It is not Larry 8! Even though VU calls it a ""Leisure Suit Larry game,"" Leisure Suit Larry''s only role is a cameo as the ""help voiceover."" It is not an adventure game.There are no real puzzles, no interactive dialog, no narrator, no character development, and nearly no plot. Much of the dialogue is uninspired and trite. There''s more profanity in the first scene than in all the previous Larry games combined. Women cuss like sailors. The F-word is repeated so often the writers must have used a macro. The plentiful load screens show cheesy photographs of average-looking college-aged women who don''t look sexy, but rather, ill-at-ease.

Similarities The protagonist is a loser named Larry who has trouble scoring with women. The game works hard, usually too hard, to reference earlier Larry games. Like Larry Laffer, it seems to desperately want to fit in. The animation is 3D and wonderfully jiggly. (Actually, ""pendulous"" would be a better word; most of these breasts are too large to jiggle.) There''s some humorous dialogue. And it''s more than bawdy enough.

But"… All this ignores the glaring disaster of those damned mini-games! They''re distracting, repetitive, and boring. Who wants to play lame arcade games that wouldn''t be fun even on a GameBoy? Not even this game''s giant breasts are worth this slog.

MCL is definitely unlike the other Larry games.

Bottom Line

Those who seek 3D boobs, profanity, and fart jokes will be pleased.

Those who fondly remember the earlier games will be severely disappointed.

Last Action Figure Hero
Donator V5.0
slambie's picture

Quote:
But"… All this ignores the glaring disaster of those damned mini-games! They''re distracting, repetitive, and boring. Who wants to play lame arcade games that wouldn''t be fun even on a GameBoy? Not even this game''s giant breasts are worth this slog.

That pretty much sums it up for me.

WoW Baelgun: Omusa, Spits

Service with a Sword and a Smile
Donator V3.0
painthappens's picture
Location: At work... way too often!

"slambie wrote:
Quote:
But"… All this ignores the glaring disaster of those damned mini-games! They''re distracting, repetitive, and boring. Who wants to play lame arcade games that wouldn''t be fun even on a GameBoy? Not even this game''s giant breasts are worth this slog.

That pretty much sums it up for me.

Didn''t you donate that game? Would the even take it?

WOW: Bounce